gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

(via sniffing)


bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

(via reginasmom)


thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(via tightvaginas)


loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

(via starbruhcks)


meladoodle:

when he licks his lips seductively
image

(via tyleroakley)


cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

(via sniffing)


tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


methimatics:

me at school

image

(via troyesivan)


aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via tightvaginas)